You've GOT to be kidding me.

A power outage?! NOW?! UGH. I thought that this was supposed to be a five star resort. They'd better fix this quick, I have a date today, and I can't get ready like this.
And if I can't get ready, I'm not going.
And if I don't get to go, I am going to be pissed.

And why are there jellybeans in my shoes?!?!